1. No mobiles!
2. No walkmans!
3. ...
4. None of that!
5. Or any of the others!

Signed
Bernard L. Black

 

Anonymous asked
Magic... apparently insane anon. Anyways, this magic!anon is going to use their powers to make you go kiss that Dani girl.

Magic-shmagic…

Anonymous asked
Since when you watch Black Books? And how you discovered it?

From the beginning! Since 2000. My English teacher (in pre-school) told me about that… I’ve checked it and… it was fun! But also the series are much too short for me. That’s why I was doing re-watches… The last re-watch was few days before.

Reblog With Something You HATE.

askthemadstallionwithabox: Pears.

derpydouble: Cubcakes...

M.Bison: People

Mane 6: Skinners

GeoffreyMation: XBOX 360

kamen-rider-equine: Generation 3 and 3.5 MLP

Emdefmek: austrian school of economics

syntheticearth: japan

magic-and-gems: Humanity

squishy-the-goat: Disney's profound lack of quality for the past few years

Lulamoon: Trixie.

Princesslunaslullaby: Really big egos.

WizardKellyChallaficka: When people touch my knees.

Inebriatedpony: Orange spray-tanned people.

Derwegeinerfreiheit: hipsters

Nekrohoney: my life

lohikaarmesielu: Hardcore dancing and onions.

geneticreconstruction: Chelsea Grin

terrorshark-yo: everybody

admiralwhammybar: Racists.

collura: Metalcore

miguelthrashes: Planes

mega-slayer: people in general and when people touch my face,grrrr

viletruthpurelies: People named Horace.

themetalhead: Metalcore kids

thatonemermaid: mustard. and radfems.

xmaplebeerx and i-heart-hetalia: oranges/ anything orange flavored

itsbuttonyall: the word "comfy"

andsavetheselostboys: when people touch me

carcrashedheartintheblackparade: bananas

r-to-the-n-yo: pretty much all teenage bitches.

beerpressure-yo: people that breathe

daveyourementalanyway: "hardcore" dancing in the pit

little-miss-scare-all-x: the colour yellow, the word moist or festering and aliens.

MetalVinn: Buffering.

broken-and-weeping-sunbeam: Clowns

consulting-god-of-mischief: Mannequins

run-i-am-a-psycho-stalker-and-i.tumblr.com: Plagiarism and fakes.

Rogue-queen: the absolute funniest posts

russian-ninjabloke: Watermelon seeds

Tripping-up-stairs: At the moment, migraines

benjaminthecoathanger: people who won't shut up when you tell them to, or smoking.

grimmers: people saying pluto isn't a planet

ryanrossandrainbows: how i feel like everyone hates me.

the-taking-best-guesses: when people say something and then say, "nevermind"

respect-the-thing: when people will caress or scratch your foot or just grope your leg in order to pass you in swim team practice. fucking rage.

smith-jones-or-robinson: fucking jelly. Not jam, Jelly. Its freaky. it just...wibbles

freakwithrights: Customers, beards, mobiles, walkmans... And any of the others!

w4lking:

Hey Tumblr, you see those two adorable children?
Well, they’re possibly facing the death sentence.
Along with their mother.
My mom worked with Dr. Feras Alkhudari and he is a good man and dedicated neonatal doctor (doctors that work with sick newborns). He, his wife, Dana, and two children, age 1 and age 4, are ALL U.S. citizens. However, while he was doing his fellowship at Magee Women’s Hospital in Pittsburgh, PA, his wife’s visa was revoked while she was visiting her parents overseas with their two young children. Why? They have no idea, and no one will give them an answer.  “It’s been 8 months of begging everybody, senators, congressmen, attorneys, department of state, everybody you can think of to solve this issue. So far with no luck. While we understand the necessity to keep U.S safe and we want it to safe for us and for everybody else including your kids and our kids, we totally comply with the law of immigration and never had broken any law, we are sure there’s a mistake here.”
Dana and her two children, Masa and Rayteb, are now stuck overseas and have no contact with Dr. Feras. The catch is, if Dana’s not granted a visa to comeback, she, Masa, and Rayteb, are sent back to Syria and face the death sentence.
PLEASE TUMBLR, I’m begging you, just spread this around, get the word out! My mom worked with him and he’s a good man who dedicated his life to saving children and get can’t even save his own. He’s contacted everyone he could, including immigration officials and they said they have no power to help. 
No power to help a family who is facing the death sentence!?
At least like this so I know he has your support. Or reblog it to SPREAD THE WORD. Even if the local news catches on, that is major support that is much needed.
If you could, go to his facebook page “Bringdanabacktous” and like it.
Or follow his tumblr: http://www.Bringdanabacktous.com
Please tumblr, I’m trying to do everything I can to bring Dana and his two children back to him.

w4lking:

Hey Tumblr, you see those two adorable children?

Well, they’re possibly facing the death sentence.

Along with their mother.

My mom worked with Dr. Feras Alkhudari and he is a good man and dedicated neonatal doctor (doctors that work with sick newborns). He, his wife, Dana, and two children, age 1 and age 4, are ALL U.S. citizens. However, while he was doing his fellowship at Magee Women’s Hospital in Pittsburgh, PA, his wife’s visa was revoked while she was visiting her parents overseas with their two young children. Why? They have no idea, and no one will give them an answer.  “It’s been 8 months of begging everybody, senators, congressmen, attorneys, department of state, everybody you can think of to solve this issue. So far with no luck. While we understand the necessity to keep U.S safe and we want it to safe for us and for everybody else including your kids and our kids, we totally comply with the law of immigration and never had broken any law, we are sure there’s a mistake here.”

Dana and her two children, Masa and Rayteb, are now stuck overseas and have no contact with Dr. Feras. The catch is, if Dana’s not granted a visa to comeback, she, Masa, and Rayteb, are sent back to Syria and face the death sentence.

PLEASE TUMBLR, I’m begging you, just spread this around, get the word out! My mom worked with him and he’s a good man who dedicated his life to saving children and get can’t even save his own. He’s contacted everyone he could, including immigration officials and they said they have no power to help. 

No power to help a family who is facing the death sentence!?

At least like this so I know he has your support. Or reblog it to SPREAD THE WORD. Even if the local news catches on, that is major support that is much needed.

If you could, go to his facebook page “Bringdanabacktous” and like it.

Or follow his tumblr: http://www.Bringdanabacktous.com

Please tumblr, I’m trying to do everything I can to bring Dana and his two children back to him.

bronski-beat asked
8 and 15. We can be angry, Irish book lovers in London together that don't like to wash there hair and wear black all the time and drink red wine and smoke forever and hate people. Hhhm yes perfect.